Sneaky Mac

When you rub your leg against a girl leg in the hope of getting a blow job.

Nikita Micro: How did you go last night at bible campy with Alyssa?

Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.

"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013

sneaky-rock

To attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an assault.

"Oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?"

"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."

by Two Trees May 14, 2004

Sneaky Nicco

The act of sliding into the break room to post up by the microwave to look through Grindr matches.

Yo where is the loop driver? He probably pulled a sneaky Nicco!

by Mr. Raunchy May 28, 2024

Sneaky Mac

When you sneakily touch a person on the inner thigh and then smell your own hand.

Alyssa Magdalene: I went over to Jimmy’s cabin last night and he tried to Sneaky Mac me.
Ben Carrot: Ew he is such a creep.

by Connormacdaddy October 14, 2022

sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.

person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped

by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022

Sneaky Miyagi

The act of trying to quietly wax on and whack off without waking your partner sleeping next to you.

My wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025