Holland Park School

The worse school and whitest school. around owned by the famous Mr Hall who looks like a btec Humpty Dumpty. Even AJ Tracey wrote a song about the twat.

“Yo did you go Holland Park school”
“Yeah bro, fucked me up I work in McDonald’s now”

by Thelovelyhumpty November 3, 2019

North Vista Secondary School

North vista, a school where our principal is rarely seen. What is he doing??

Vice principal uses his megaphone instead of a speaker. Saving electricity i see...
Teachers are very bias, towards prefects too they aim at them.

Its quite budget too and dosent have an elevator. Prepare to climb up stairs even when you're injured!

Our school has chio bus tho. Something good??

Our lockers are discarded from other schools 💕 Environmental friendly!!
Heres a tip: if you plan to come here, think twice!

Kid: Guys i want go north vista secondary school.
Sibling who goes to NVSS: Eee go loh, but dont regret ah

by A lovely NVSS student August 19, 2021

school lunch

one of the most disgusting foods in the world. It consits of:

Raw meat
over cooked vegeatbeals
cold pizza
a milk

The school lunch made Kelly sick, so she sued the lunch ladies for every penny they had

by poCkadotslotz July 25, 2009

Howard High School

The oldest school in Howard County, it's actually a relatively nice building after the renovations that ended in 2007. It's sometimes known as "Howard is High" for an alleged drug bust that involved a former guidance counselor. Also, before the dictatorship known as Ms. Massella arrived in 2004, the place was full of drugs and scumbags, and the athletics were terrible. Now known mostly for its track and cross country teams, the school also boasts decent football and lacrosse teams, and a phenomenal softball team. Long Reach is by far Howard's biggest rival in football and basketball. The party scene is pretty mediocre, and the school dances are early the worst in the county, as Massela insist that the lights stay on and the playing of Frank Sinatra when anything close to grinding starts happening.

Before 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard? Damn what a shithole"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"

After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"

by howarder September 27, 2011

Lakewood Ranch High School

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.

Lakewood Ranch High School...Damn

by Yourniiig March 10, 2011

School Threat

When someone gets abused and bullied at school so they take all their anger out on NBA2K

They tend to use the N word and do School Threat type of things like screaming in their mic.

They are normally muted or used for entertainment

Ayy Brady, this school threat keeps messaging me.

by little cardio November 17, 2020

Middle school love

1.A relationship that starts in middle school and has a low chance of being life long.

2.Something that haunts me to this day

3. A pointless relationship that only includes mainly awkward hugs, winks, smiles, conversations, and constant use of the term "I love you"

LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: OMAHGAWD I luv That gurl over there.
MAT: are u guys dating or something?
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: YUS WE'VE BEEN DATING FO THREE WEEKS!!!
MAT: It won't last that's just middle school love.
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: FOOL! I shall make it last then.

by artfoxMS April 7, 2015