Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.

"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"

by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024

changbin salon

somewhere sick to get ur hair done, has very good reviews. i went there a few weeks ago and got the best haircut ever 10/10 i recommend

harold: yo, have you heard of changbin salon? i got my hair done there

josh: yo u look sick dude. i’ll definitely give a visit

by yyongbok March 5, 2024

Slithery Salmon

Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.

Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.

by SnappleApple... July 8, 2024

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Changbin Salon

your hair looks a mess.

Sana looks like she went to Changbin Salon

by chennian April 22, 2025

Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.

"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"

by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025