runners dick

Chaffing of the tip of the dick, commonly caused from running

"Charlie got that runners dick after that 5 mile. It burnt the tip of his dick off!"

by Balockay740 December 11, 2015

honey runner

Someone (typically otherwise single) having extramarital sex with an (often older) partner. Honey is a euphemism for sex and the honey runner often has to run out the back door to escape the spouse. Also using "runner" in the sense of trafficking in something illegal or illicit.

Young Joe is seeing Yolanda behind the back of her husband Terry. I could have told you Joe has always been Yolanda's honey runner.

by Fearman August 4, 2007

nipple rugger

during sex when your partner throws you face down on the floor and drags you so your nipples get a rug burn.

aw man, i gave Betsy the best nipple rugger!

by killlllllahjoe July 9, 2011

rump ranger

rump may also be an acronym for the following: Ram it Up My Pooper. Slang term for one who prefers engaging in anal sex.

Stop looking at my ass you Rump Ranger!

by lokicaj September 15, 2008

maze runner

'Maze runner' - A runner of mazes duh!

The maze runner, ran in a maze lol

by Eazy-Company October 29, 2015

runner

A person of legal age who buys alcohol for those of non-legal age.

Hey, we're almost out of beer...someone better find us a runner!

by foxy23 October 27, 2003

naked ranger

when a Army Ranger has been in a combat for months at a time without taking a shower, his crotch area and butt crack smells likes thirty pounds of moldy cheese you can smell him from a mile away.

God damm you stink, you smell like Naked Ranger

by big guns August 30, 2006