Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

by Keroger May 30, 2019

rootuckies

The Rootuckies are a group of kids and teenagers who live in Rudolph Ohio. The Rootuckies sole propose is to terrorize the residents of Rudolph by throwing rocks at pedestrians and cars. One of the only known outposts occupied by Rootuckies is a large ceramic pig painted like a minion from Despicable Me. There have been no photographed sightings of a Rootuckie but, they have been sighted by a man known as uncle Chris. More sightings of Rootuckies may appear in the future.

"Did you hear uncle Chris' car was hit by some rocks thrown by the rootuckies"

by CameraManAlex June 21, 2019

rootine

A standard and widely-accepted "getting down deep" procedure or practice dat a hair-specialist. landscaper, or nursery-worker follows.

I abhor gardening due to da laborious and boring rootine dat you hafta follow during all stages of growing and harvesting.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

roote

A Roote is the answer to all life’s questions. They can be very stubborn but very passive. Usually love to get high and be a complete waste In life.

“Wow he is such a Roote”

by Lexxishere April 30, 2020

rootibaker

Rootibaker is the slang term for likening a rutabaga to ones genitalia

Suck my rootibaker

by Ac2627 May 6, 2020

rootine

the highest quality shea butter in existence.

damn, I'm Ashy af, I need some rootine.

by realwurds June 15, 2020

roothcanal

when a girl does not like to brush her mouth and has 8 rotten teeth but loves cake

roothcanal rotten teeth

by 21980 July 27, 2020