J.K. Rowling is the ruler of everything. She created the masterpiece Harry Potter. She is currently believed to be Rita Skeeter in disguise or a squib.
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Started living off state benefit in a grotty flat with a love child and ended up being richest, best-selling novelist of all time (probably).
Started living off state benefit in a grotty flat with a love child and ended up being richest, best-selling novelist of all time (probably).
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When your in a diesel truck and have the injection pump turned way up and you mash the throttle to overfuel the motor, thus making a cloud of black smoke until your turbocharger spools up. Best done in a 12 valve Cummins Turbo Diesel powered Dodge Ram pickup, as they are by far the best sounding and most reliable pickups built, plus, the pump is tuned with a screwdriver and allen wrench on the P7100 equipped engines. Also best done with a high dollar car behind you, preferably driven by an attractive female, homosexual male, city slicker, or tree-hugger.
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"Yeah someone must have given her one hell of a Henry Rollins last night, it'll blow your ass right out of the water."
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Get the my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stone mug.the person who said that harry potter has erectile disfunction and also a bathroom monitor who asks to see your genitals.
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"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
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