Dave Roberts

The man who stole the biggest base in baseball history (for the Red Sox) vs the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS, which started the greatest comeback/biggest choke (down 0-3) in sports history.

(Props to Kevin Millar as well for drawing The Walk that allowed Roberts to pinch run and therefore steal the base.)

Dave Roberts is the man who is responsible for The Steal.

by nyys November 8, 2008

Robert E. Lee

One of the most honorable gentleman to ever reside in the south,or the world.

chuck norris cannot even win in a fight with Robert E. Lee

by frenchfriedfrenchmen March 1, 2011

ROBERT

The most amazing man to walk the earth. Robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, sexy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. He has a fantastic smile, he's stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. Loves music and history, and especially history about music. Loves pets and children. A momma's boy in the sweetest of ways. He'll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. The sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. To be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. He will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. He brings out the best in people. He's a life changer. He has a magnetism about him that draws people in. Everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. The life of the party. Forever joking and singing. Always makes you smile. A rider, a golfer and a great shot. Life would never be complete without him in it. Someone you love so much it hurts.

What's not to love about Robert?

by reggiereg February 4, 2010

rubber

Scottish slang, used as a verb to describe the act of ignoring something.

"Is that the door? We're too busy playing FIFA, just rubber it"

"I was trying to phone Davie earlier on to find out about those pills for Friday, but the cunt's rubbering his phone"

by sengabus August 31, 2006

Robert's cycle

Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.

Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.

Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.

Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.

Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.

Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?

Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?

Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.

Teenage Boy 2: wat

by The Moustached Dentist May 23, 2008

latavia roberson

Original and founding member of the muti-platinum selling female group DESTINY'S CHILD.

Latavia Roberson is featured on Destiny's Child first two albums; "Destiny's Child" and "The Writing Is On The Wall".

by Jawill May 15, 2006

rubber cunt

(expletive) Any thing (esp a male person) deemed to be vaguely useless, lacking real quality or consistency, or just plain old usefullness. Used as an amplification on the well worn 'cunt' insult. Possibly more insulting.

(1) My slowest PC is a useless Rubber Cunt of a thing.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.

by MuttShaw October 26, 2005