by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017
Get the Fresh Toilet Rich mug.Someone who acquired and retained wealth through shady or illegal business deals that were later exposed.
Dan was forced to join a second rate country club because the arms dealing and stock manipulation stories in the newspaper made him too scandal riche for polite society.
by SamuelEllsworth December 14, 2008
Get the scandal riche mug.Humorous term for someone's suddenly acquiring such a vast quantity of one or more desirable items that he feels like he's standing in the one single empty space in that child's "fifteen puzzle" sliding-tiles game, where you can only move one numbered block at a time... in other words, he's totally surrounded by enormous heaps of goodies, but he has absolutely zero “wiggle room” --- i.e., empty space in any direction --- to actually work with or process said newfound bounty. It'd be like if he’d meekly “asked around” to see if anyone had any scrap lumber, and then multitudes of people hastily converged on his property and generously heaped his entire yard so full of boards, beams, and plywood that he couldn't even walk out of his front door, or if a local home/business-owner who was “downsizing” had offered him an entire shed full of either huge bulging bags of returnables or pallets shrink-wrap-stacked to the ceiling with some of his favorite canned good or household items, but the building was so tightly crammed that there was only barely room to open the door a couple feet, thus preventing him from actually entering the shed and sorting through said windfall; in both cases he would be obliged to timidly "pick at the edges" of the mountain, tediously removing the items literally one-by-one.
Two classic examples of someone’s feeling “too rich to move” would be:
(1) if someone presented him with a huge 3-ring binder that was opened out flat, and the “presenter” had unthinkingly loaded BOTH “halves” of said binder with sheets “right up to the tops of the rings”, so that now the book’s unfortunate recipient could not actually turn any of the pages or even close the cover; he would therefore be obliged to procure another similar-sized binder and then carefully transfer half of the “overflowing” tome’s pages over into this second empty binder, so he could then peruse the work’s text a page at a time, or
(2) someone unfamiliar with how magnetic-tape players or film-projectors function had naively spliced two completely-filled reels of tape/film together, spindled the humongous spools onto a portable tape-deck or projector, and then proudly presented said “loaded-up ‘n’ ready” unit to another person, never realizing that said speechlessly-unnerved recipient would not be able to play said material "as-is", since there would literally be “nowhere for the strip of media to go” once it started rolling.
(1) if someone presented him with a huge 3-ring binder that was opened out flat, and the “presenter” had unthinkingly loaded BOTH “halves” of said binder with sheets “right up to the tops of the rings”, so that now the book’s unfortunate recipient could not actually turn any of the pages or even close the cover; he would therefore be obliged to procure another similar-sized binder and then carefully transfer half of the “overflowing” tome’s pages over into this second empty binder, so he could then peruse the work’s text a page at a time, or
(2) someone unfamiliar with how magnetic-tape players or film-projectors function had naively spliced two completely-filled reels of tape/film together, spindled the humongous spools onto a portable tape-deck or projector, and then proudly presented said “loaded-up ‘n’ ready” unit to another person, never realizing that said speechlessly-unnerved recipient would not be able to play said material "as-is", since there would literally be “nowhere for the strip of media to go” once it started rolling.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the too rich to move mug.Dirk is definitely rich hot. Like he has way too many wrinkles but he drives a hot ass Bugatti so I’m definitely going out with him tonight!
by 2MuchFun February 12, 2021
Get the rich hot mug.The best girl one could ever meet, she has a bubbly personality among other things. She's a perfect friend, and a great person to get into a relationship with.
by FrostieToe87 May 14, 2022
Get the Kaitlyn Rich mug.by Su’asia June 5, 2023
Get the rich bum mug.An extreme form of nouveau riche, where one constantly brags about being very wealthy but either can't or refuses to prove it; and accompanied with a taste for very gaudy rich-appearing decor (often baroque--sounds like "broke") that is combined with items or behavior normally associated with low-class or trashy people. Trying to appear classy and rich but not knowing what actual classy behavior is nor what styles and valuables truly wealthy people possess.
A trump riche person might eat over-cooked steak at a fancy restaurant and cover it with ketchup, or dip sushi in tarter sauce cups while wearing an ill-fitting suit with an Armani tag pinned over a "made in 'gina" label.
A trump riche person might serve a stack of Big Macs and Filet-o-Fish sandwiches on silver-plated platters, while directing their tuxedo'd waiter to light a gold-plated baroque candelabra to provide ambiance while he talks about how wealthy he is: "people are saying I'm the wealthiest person to ever do this. It's true. A lot of people wouldn't be so generous. I make the best deals--everbody says that. I got a discount on these burgers. They only wanted to give me a 10% senior discount. I said make it 20, or I back out--NO DEAL. Make it 20, that's what I said. And you know what? They gave it to me. Nobody else could have done that."
A trump riche person might eat over-cooked steak at a fancy restaurant and cover it with ketchup, or dip sushi in tarter sauce cups while wearing an ill-fitting suit with an Armani tag pinned over a "made in 'gina" label.
A trump riche person might serve a stack of Big Macs and Filet-o-Fish sandwiches on silver-plated platters, while directing their tuxedo'd waiter to light a gold-plated baroque candelabra to provide ambiance while he talks about how wealthy he is: "people are saying I'm the wealthiest person to ever do this. It's true. A lot of people wouldn't be so generous. I make the best deals--everbody says that. I got a discount on these burgers. They only wanted to give me a 10% senior discount. I said make it 20, or I back out--NO DEAL. Make it 20, that's what I said. And you know what? They gave it to me. Nobody else could have done that."
"That trump riche motherfucker just left me a two-fifty tip on a 500 bill, told me to go back to Mexico (I'm Lebanese!), and took his own roll of TP to the bathroom. When he walked out to his limo, that tp was dragging of his shoe though."
by smugdragon January 15, 2019
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