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Confirmed Retarded

Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.
"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"

"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."

"Dayum, confirmed retarded."
by serd12 July 6, 2018
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Retard circus

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look
"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"
by MRAzang January 5, 2017
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Retarded Meatball

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."
by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017
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FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.
Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.
by MM7000 November 2, 2018
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fat retard

Big moron, large and not very bright.
"She's a fat retard"
by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003
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Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
by TSEngineer July 11, 2009
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undiagnosed retarded

Also referred to as: "under the radar retard", "genius on the short bus", "functional stupidity", etc...

Someone that exhibits all the signs of mental retardation yet has somehow flown under the radar to date. A person eligible for the Special Olympics yet unaware of their eligibility, even if family and friends around the person see it clearly. A person of limited logic and decision making capabilities that is sometimes able to pass for normal.
Person A: Wait a minute.... what the hell did he do?
Person B: Ralphy quit his management job yesterday because he thinks he can make more money bussing tables
Person A: Ralph is undiagnosed retarded... what did you expect?
Person B: True...
by Kneel4me August 26, 2013
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