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returded 

A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.
"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
returded by foxwoot September 19, 2006

Retarted 

The wrong way to spell "retarded."
Guy 1: Don't worry, I'm not retarted!

Guy 2: *facepalm*
Retarted by Luau99 December 27, 2010

retarted 

adj. re-TART-ed

The politically correct form of the word retarded.

While retarded came to take on a street meaning akin to "idiotic" or "stupid" the word still had medical meaning used for describing people with clinical mental retardation. Thus, it became quickly politically incorrect to use the word retarded, even though a richly connoted street definition had developed. Hence it became necessary to use a new word which explicitly references the street meaning and not the medical one.
Alex posted a mirror selfie of himself on Facebook. What a retarted thing to do.
retarted by smaker June 6, 2018
A brand of toothpaste.
Also a new saying toward someone you dislike.
" shut up you retardex "
Retardex by mooooooooon November 22, 2009

retarted 

me, you and the world its self

Reatrded 

When You Try Spelling Reatarded When You're Half Asleep
Allyz:
YOU'RE MENTALLY REATRDED
Reatrded by Allyż August 24, 2018

Renarded 

Renarded, a word used to describe someone who is not entirely retarded but on the brink of being so
Stacy has been acting renarded lately
Renarded by Nate_HiggersV69 February 25, 2019