by qyedhsu March 06, 2008
by tanner atwater September 13, 2007
A highly explosive, sudden expulsion of warm air from the vagina or vaginal region. A common abbreviation; 'Q&A'
Example 1:
Becky "Wtf? why did your dress just fly up?"
Karen "What? I don't know what you're talking about"
Becky "You just had a queef attack!"
Example 2:
Christian "Excuse me ladies, are you studying for your MCATs?"
Ladies "Yeah, why?"
Christian "So you know a lot about attacks, right?"
Ladies "What kind of attacks? Like heart attacks...?"
Christian "Have you ever heard of a queef attack?"
Ladies "We knew you were in high school!"
Becky "Wtf? why did your dress just fly up?"
Karen "What? I don't know what you're talking about"
Becky "You just had a queef attack!"
Example 2:
Christian "Excuse me ladies, are you studying for your MCATs?"
Ladies "Yeah, why?"
Christian "So you know a lot about attacks, right?"
Ladies "What kind of attacks? Like heart attacks...?"
Christian "Have you ever heard of a queef attack?"
Ladies "We knew you were in high school!"
by Christian Huffer October 03, 2008
Some one or something that is being of severe annoyance or is being just plain gay; can be used as a subsitute for words such as "fuck face" or "ass wipe."
"Cut that shit out you stupid queef eater!"
by Brendan Powell October 02, 2006
by GILSTER September 12, 2006
The split second epiphany that occurs while you are banging an Asian chick. The realization that you've never done this before and wondering why the Vagina looks sideways. As the sound erupts you decide it's time to make your fishy deposit and leave.
Mikey was having his way with this tight little asian virgin when her cherry popped and let out an Oriental-Queef as if sighing in relief.
by Big Vagina November 02, 2011
Joshua Philip Cao
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.
Has AMAZING hair.
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.
Has AMAZING hair.
OMG! That guy is SUCH a Gaylord of the Queefs!
Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs
THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!
Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs
THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!
by queen_laqueefa July 31, 2011