Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011

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Pull a Phillip

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.

Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...

by SimoB August 12, 2020

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Pulling an Itzel

Having a moment in which you are unable to make a comeback.

boy: " you look Chinese"
girl: " oh yeah? well you,,,,, ummmmm,,,,,"
boy:" look at you. Pulling an Itzel"

by luisj November 07, 2018

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Pulling a Mervin

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

by Pulling a Mervin May 18, 2014

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