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Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder 

An affliction of the mind suffered by those who choose to take part in a threesome which fails for a variety of reasons, but most frequently due to the impotence of one of the involved parties who may or may not have caved under the pressure.
Fuck, I thought afternoon delighting it with Mack and Cliff was gonna be awesome, but now I have a wicked bad case of Post Traumatic Threesome Disorder.
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post coital he-man 

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.
Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.
post coital he-man by Starlicker October 31, 2014

Post traumatic butt syndrome 

When an anal experience is so wrong that it causes deep psychological harm
Someone tried to pull the Richard Gere on me. I can't stand to be around vases anymore. I have post traumatic butt syndrome.

post boredom depression 

The period of boredom experienced by an individual, during a post sports season.
-What's wrong with Davis?

-He's just suffering from post boredom depression. He's never the same after football season is over.

Post wanking remorse 

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"
I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

post traumatic text disorder 

Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:

-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts

-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving
Example:

Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.

Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.

post-prime depression 

The feeling you get after you receive an Amazon Prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages.
Jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from Amazon Prime.
post-prime depression by timmywheela December 11, 2015