cell phone samba

the erratic movements of a person trying to get better cell phone service.

The other day, a man ran into me while doing the cell phone samba in the grocery store.

by tortuga azul September 4, 2010

cell phone salute

When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.

"Dude i didn't know you were a Nazi."

"I'm not. I have no signal bars so i have to do the cell phone salute to get this message out or my woman is gonna be pissed"

by SixStringSaint August 17, 2009

phone girlfriend

Girl you sext and share sexual pics and conversations with

I sat up with my phone girlfriend all night and now I have blueballs

by House man2 November 3, 2015

phone sex

if someone calls and ask you intimate details and you both get a bit aroused or exited, don't forget to say this:

i moan and scream, just i have real phone sex and you put me on the speaker. your party guests have the laugh of their life!

by mahal.himself August 4, 2006

Phone Baby

The end result of phone sex between a man and a woman. A pseudo-pregnancy often used as an excuse for overeating and hormonal rages. Multiple phone sex sessions could result in phone baby twins, phone baby triplets, or in exceptional circumstances, the dreaded phone baby octuplets.

Ex. 1. Kristie feels hungry all the time and has been eating snacks nonstop. She worries that she is now carrying Jordan’s phone baby in her womb.

Ex. 2. Kristie: Oh man, I’ve been so moody lately, and I can’t stop eating!

Shannon: Maybe you’re pregnant!

Kristie: It’d have to be Jordan’s phone baby…

by KylerJaye September 19, 2009

Phone-bang

Phone-bang describes a person who is talking or texting on their cell phones excessively.

Randi was phone-banging all night at the Parlor.

by Fosho671 March 7, 2009

Cell Phone Moan

While eating a chick out, you grab your cell phone, call your buddy and when he answers you begin pleasuring your partner with the phone.

use your imagination

by floyd January 2, 2004