Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.
Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.
Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016
bob: dude look at lulu today isn't she hot!
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
John: nah she looks pretty ugly. i'd rather fuck those cameolt penguins over there..
by ras elias May 05, 2009
by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022
A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 14, 2021
The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020
This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014