Toilet Brush

A term given to the lesser class of citizen who bleech their hair,then spike it (usally at half an inch in length) using a very cheap 'wet gel'.

Its a term that explains itself if one trys to imagine somebody wit short hair putting their head down a toilet that is filled with bleech.The term then refers to what they look like when they take their head out.

A:That guy is such a nOOb!!
B:What guy???
A:Toilet brush over there *points*
B:Oh ya,i agree!!!
by W-Axl April 02, 2007
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Shit in the toilet

A phrase used to describe something that has happened and can't be changed. Similar to Water under the bridge.
Josh- Dude i'm so fucking pissed at you for smashing my Lamborghini.

Sam- Sorry dude, it's shit in the toilet.
by bigjugsmctittyface. January 10, 2011
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Cleaning The Toilet

Bob: "Did you miss me?"
Sally: "I think about you every time I'm cleaning the toilet"
by prettyfunnyhuh??? August 19, 2013
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toilet children

when you accidentally birth unwanted leeches in the toilet.
No! Stop! I have a wife! And kids! And a ...toilet? Toilet! Children!

you guys didn't listen to me when I foretold the coming of the toilet children! faggots, lrn2prophecy
by sperm-burping gutter slut June 28, 2011
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Skibidi toilet

A series made by YouTube/instagram/tik tok/shorts creator dafuq boom about singing good heads in toilets and people with insert camera speaker or tv for heads together they make a cinematic warfare (I’m not saying it’s a good or bad series when I said cinematic warfare tbh don’t listen to the other definitions they are all made by skibidi haters not non bias definitions me myself I like it not cause “toilet singing song lol *drools*” nobody does I just like it because of the lore)
Guy:Have you seen new 65th episode of skibidi toilet
Other guy:yeah so sad the titans are very injured
Guy:I know
by The non biased one October 14, 2023
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toilet hair

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.
by the Little Kid June 05, 2006
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Toilet Monster

The evil monster living in or under your toilet. A controversial subject of much curiousity. Not many people no much about the toilet monster. Many think it has an endless hunger for piss and finklematter. Some think it the explanation for why things such as a Cottonelle Caper or Chocolate Dumpling exist. Also the most expensive part of the toilet.
The shit that I took in the toilet at Meyers had to be eaten by my seeing eye dog, because the sick fucks didn't have a braille sign saying "Toilet Monster NOT in toilets! Don't take a shit, you blind fucking bastard."
by EmailinaTHeArNer May 20, 2011
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