cool block

the shutting down of a parent trying to be cool, hip, with it, or boss by one of their children.

Dad: "good-by...(oh, uh) Peace..."
Daughter: *turns away*
Mother: "She just cool blocked you"

by forjarvis November 13, 2011

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

Cinder blocking

When a fat man slams his stomach on the top of a male or femals head while recieving a blow job.

Hey jed, dont't you know that bears love it when your cinder blocking them!

Shit! Im sorry Jenn! I didn't mean to tell everyone about me cinder blocking you into a coma.

by Brutal mf July 9, 2011

Wizz Block

Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.

Brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
Nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.

by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016

song blocked

Similar to being "cock blocked", only with a song. This happens when your favorite station on the radio starts to play your favorite song and you get really excited, only to realize it was only part of one of those "montages" with several other popular songs. You then proceed to swear at your radio for song blocking you.

I got so excited when Rush started coming on the radio but it was only part of one of those stupid song montages. I totally got song blocked.

by mr.iowa August 21, 2010

Dry Blocking

Dry Blocking is the indirect form of cock blocking. Dry blocking is to cock blocking what dry snitching is to snitching.

I was working on this girl but my roommate was dry blocking me by watching TV in the living room.

by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010

Blunt block

When you get skipped in the rotation and the guy to your right just says, "whups"

Yo, during last night's sesh, I got blunt blocked bro.

by 360xanaxlord January 9, 2017