deez nuts

ha ha good one

do you have any diesel over there?
"what"
deez ol big nuts

by jaybadass December 14, 2003

sticky nuts

when yr nuts stick to yr legs

it's so humid i can't get rid of my sticky nuts

by Jay May 10, 2003

nutasscold

When it is so cold that your nuts recede into your ass.

I knew it was nutasscold when I couldn't find my testicles.

I knew it was nutasscold when my tongue froze to the telephone pole.

by T & J December 14, 2006

nutscratcher

Small device used to alleviate discomfort in the scrotal region. Sometime referred to as Scrote Rake or Sack Handler.

"My balls are killing me.... damn wheres my nutscratcher"

"Doctor, Doctor my Scrotes on fire... what can you give me??"
"One prescription of Sack Handler should do the trick"

by Rob Chancewood January 17, 2008

nuts in face

when the nuts of a man dunking, are placed in the face of another man whom is getting dunked on. may result in blindness or a group of people yelling "ohhhhh"

John totally got nuts in face when Malik dunked on him

by sheepy014 March 22, 2009

nuts drug

Losing horribly in any sport particularly basketball

did you see the Lakers last night? Man, they got they nuts drug!

by knowledge dread February 18, 2010

Nutsack Noose Wench

A person usually a female that is a killjoy/mojo sucker that usually makes most men want to tie a noose around their nutsack and hang themselves.

Geez, that Sandy is a real Nutsack Noose Wench....where's the damn rope?

by Jeff and Tracy August 18, 2010