mellow noodle 

A hot girl that knows she's hot, is terrible at sex and lays in bed like a mellow noodle.

The model was a total mellow noodle last night.

mellow noodle by Ubeugly March 21, 2016

Pot Noodle Psychosis 

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

Pot Noodle Psychosis by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

Perv Noodle 

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

Perv Noodle by Ginger09 January 22, 2017

spack-noodle 

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.

Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle

spack-noodle by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017

nebraska noodlehole 

When you can't get your dick up, but you fuck her anyways.

gave my girlfriend a nebraska noodlehole last night and she didn't even know.

nebraska noodlehole by bigshooter12 May 25, 2017

Smack Noodle 

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

Smack Noodle by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

stiff noodle by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017