Dan's Mom

A gauge in which to measure whether or not a particular woman of maturity is worth having sex with.
See also: MILF

Brian: Would you do her?
Nick: No, she's not quite "Dan's Mom" quality.

by Dan's mom December 9, 2008

ur mom

Used as a comeback when you can't think of one; replaces nouns in sentences; response to when people ask "What are you doing?"

Bob: Geez, you're such an ass.
Paul: Well.....ur mom!

Britt: What are you doing?
George: ur mom.

by oh January 5, 2005

Okay Mom

Something that annoying people say when they don't really agree with what you are saying. Or their just not paying attention.

"Ow! My toenails need to be cut! They are digging their way into my body and are going to cut my spinal cord in 87 pieces!!!"

"Okay Mom."

by Ellen Grace April 20, 2006

Tennis Moms

Tennis Moms live off their husbands' wealth and resent accusations that nannies don't provide adequate parental instruction.

Tennis Moms often miss out on Jimmy's games when recovering from Botox treatment

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

mom jeans

ugly very high jeans with 9 inch zippers that moms wear. sometimes containing elastic waist bands. very narrow at the bottom and big along the hips. they fit mom just the way she likes it.

these mom jeans say, "i'm not a woman anymore...I'm a Mom!"

by juliepoolie May 3, 2006

Tour Mom

Tour Mom: Female member of the touring family who ends up taking care of the sick kids, listening to problems, giving advice, making sure no one gets hurt, ect. They often hold “real jobs” as Tour Managers, Merch Girls, Bloggers, and Photographers.

just got woken up by @tourmomsays "harry potter in an hour, im calling taxi's wake up" oh how i love having a tour mom

by @bemarrr November 26, 2010

Brads Mom

A woman with a glorious vagina who loves the D

I need to find me a Brads Mom

by myselfbitches October 7, 2009