nice one

modern English way of saying "bye, cool, see ya later", with the general feeling that it has been pleasant to see you

" yeah, right, better be off, see ya Jayce, nice one "

by nik29 August 12, 2006

nice shoes...wanna fuck

Really awsome Ed Gein song.

Nice shoes...wanna fuck? Lyrics: Carve another notch in your bedpost, whore. Lay back and tally up the score. Count the number of hearts you've ripped from chests. Then put your pretty eyes to rest. They've had a long day of looking for love in all the wrong places. Putting too much stock in pretty faces. When will you learn there is a difference between lust and love?

by HannahxCore July 16, 2006

nice guy

Technically a human, but more accurately described as a device. This item is used by women to housesit or catsit while they are away, help them move, help them with difficult subjects at university and to provide a shield against the unwanted advances of other males. They can also be used in a pinch as a default date for social gatherings such as company parties and weddings. Despite seeing obvious merit in this person, the female of the species will never date them or have physical contact with them. Neither will they introduce them to their friends because a) see above and b) they'd hate to find out they made a mistake and overlooked someone suitable. The female of the species will always refer to them as 'friends'. Note this species is rapidly becoming extinct, as the futility of being a nice guy becomes more and more obvious.

You are a nice guy, but Cheri lives about three hours away and there's no point in you calling her. By the way, can I see your algebra assignment?

by nubbs999 April 9, 2006

Niced

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrassing someone: Being embarrassed. Related to 'Owned', 'Pwned', '0wned', '0w3nd'.

"Dude Brah, I just totally Niced you with that sniper, How does it feel to suck?!"

"Dang I was out too late last night, and when I got home my mom Niced me"

"Yo Ademo, Wanna go grab a bucket and then maybe I'll nice you in some Halo?"

by TizzMizzle March 9, 2005

Mr. Nice Guy

Mr. Nice Guy, Is a way to describe the certain situation -Where your dick is not HARD, nor Soft.... Meaning there's enough blood pumped in it to give it some respected amounts of girth and heftiness, and a very nice banana shape... And, there's not enough blood to make it erect and create some discomfort in public nudity places(i.e Public showers, Schools gym shower, Sauna...).
All this makes a perfect situation for walking proudly among other fellow men which do not or are not currently having this phenomenon.
Public showers are a great place to have a "Mr. Nice Guy", because you walk proudly among other shrinked and springie looking dicks...
Also a great time for it, is when you show him to a lady, So she can fully appreciate the shape and size of the tool.

Guy A, *Walks into the showers in his health club... While having a "Mr. Nice Guy"...*

Guy B Through F, Look(or rather glance, to not seem homo/gay) with awe and respect to Guy A's penis to see the marvel that walks among them...

***Needless to say -Guy A walks tall and proud of the 7th wonder of the world hanging astonishingly from his lower body...

by Igneshto November 11, 2009

Nice Ace Onya

Said to someone who you think has a nice ass.

Origins in butt-fuck Ontario, Canada.

Hey Terry! Nice ACE onya!

by Chantele November 20, 2004

nice cradle

a very young, but very attractive girl. normally referring to someone at least 10 years younger than yourself or under 18. also can refer to any girl you'd like to hold like a baby.

rihanna is a very nice cradle.

by marti allen March 26, 2007