Mingemon

Mingemon means a man with a minge. This is often used in the context of a man trying to act hard when in facts he's actually a pussy.

"Dave just said he's gonna batter charlie."
"No he wont he's just a mingemon."

by moggies July 19, 2022

Mangetting Clothes

When a single woman dresses in clothes that are sexy and provocative in order to attract a future spouse.

Look at Danielle, she is heading out for the night in her mangetting clothes.

by My cousin Vinny August 7, 2022

Menges Flex

When software support can fix a customers seemingly enormous problem with only a few lines of code- while the customer is on the phone-there by saving the customer a significant amount of time.

I thought it would take forever to fix my data base error, but support pulled a Menges Flex and I got on with my day!

by Bill C Lecter September 6, 2022

Minge

A funny name for a woman's vagina most commonly used in the UK or England.

"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"

" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

minge

A minge is a quite extravagant-looking hat. It is often bright colors and looks somewhat like a large bucket hat or sun hat. the brim of a minge is called a vulva. the vulva is often stiff after purchase but becomes looser when broken in.

Hey Josh, look at that Minge!!

What color is your Minge?

Wow! You minge is way overused! the vulva is so floppy!!

by guapfather September 20, 2022

Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.

Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.

by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022