mr jones

A character mentioned in a Bob Dylan song, no one knows who he is besides Bob Dylan himself. Evidence that no one but Dylan himself knows this can be found in the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" where the narrarator wants to be Bob Dylan to understand who this mysterious Mr Jones is.
Do you, Mr Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones
by D A Freestyle November 05, 2007
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Mr. Brightside

Someone who knows his girlfriend is cheating on him, or at least messing around with a bunch of other guys, but chooses to ignore it because he can't resist her.

Made popular by The Killers's song, "Mr. Brightside."
"Dude, Jeffery's girl is over there making out with some guy! Does he know about it?"

"Yeah, but he's a Mr. Brightside, so he just ignores it."
by Allison Silsbee November 08, 2009
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Mr Blue

Someone who doesnt give a rats ass about anyone. He however has the abillity to socialize and interact with everyone, regardless of race, gender or social backround.
I dont get it, does he know those guys ! They look like trouble. Man he's Mr Blue dont worry about it.

Were never getting into this place, where is Mr Blue ?

I cant understand these farmers, ask mr Blue to Translate.
by Mr T i T September 06, 2009
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Mrs Scott

A psycho bitch who likes to torture people.
Miguel: Woah Pablo, how'd you end up in a wheel chair?

Pablo: Mrs Scott!!

Miguel: Watch out, I heard she knows our dealer...
by mexicanhouseparty420 January 28, 2014
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Mr. November

One who used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.
Used by The National in one of their songs.
"I wont f**k us over, I'm Mr. November"
by SnitchDog July 22, 2008
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Mr. Washington

A one-dollar bill. This term is usually used when bribing somebody.
Girl: "I told you, I'm not gonna let you beat it up. You have herpegonnosyphiltitis."
Boy: "Well...that's not what Mr. Washington here says..." (pulls out a crisp $1 bill and offers it to her)
Girl: ***SMACK!!!*** "Fuck you nigga, my mama didn't raise no ho!"
by Nick D August 27, 2004
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