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Missy

The most beautiful and amazing girl in the world. She has a smile that can light up a room and gives hugs that make all of your troubles just melt away. Missy is a naturally beautiful girl and she will always have a special place in your heart. Don't ever let go of her. She also likes ostriches.
Girl: hey you like missy right?
Guy: yeah im too scared to ask her out though
Girl: just do it. She likes you dude.
Guy: *dies of excitement*
by Zero3 December 9, 2012
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dick mission

Pursuing a pointless endeavor; counter productive; beating a dead horse, a cluster fuck, a waste of time.
Matt: I want to fix up my old truck to sell it. It needs about $2000 in work. What do you think?
Jack: I don't even think you could sell it for that much. Seems like a dick mission to me, hoss.

Jeff: I have to convince my boss that we need to cut salaries to just stay in business. It's the only way.
Wendy: He'll agree to that?
Jeff: Oh hell no! It's a total dick mission.
by Tenacious Faulker January 19, 2010
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misdefined

"America" is often misdefined as a country, when it is actually two continents.
by Cassidy Peterson January 21, 2004
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misscowski on tour

The best band ever made to make a midget happy! thier music is absoultly incredible.
Dude misscowski on tour is playing on mtv.
by Misscowski on tour December 3, 2006
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mistletoehoe

someone actively soliciting/trolling for kisses under the mistletoe
"That Stacy is such a mistletoehoe"
by Jason O. January 7, 2008
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Miscommuniwave

You are approaching someone. They wave, you wave back, but they are actually waving at someone behind you. They notice your lame hand hanging in the breeze.
Ouch, thought that hottie was sayin hello but it was a miscommuniwave to a dude behind me.
by GrattanIV June 28, 2009
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe Jackson had given Michelle Obama the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe Jackson stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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