Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.

I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!

by Rob April 11, 2005

Pleasure Town Machine

A two-sided man suit constructed for the purpose of sexual intercourse with two partners at once. Created as a response to the growing popularity of "fur suits", the Pleasure Town Machine represents both irony and functionality in the sexual fetish world. Not only can the wearer insert his penis through the front of the costume, the reverse side has a prosthetic phallus for said dual intercourse.

"Did you see that dude in the man-suit, he's totally spoiling our party, even though he can get it on from both sides. It must be the fabled Pleasure Town Machine."

-Woman in fur suit, oveheard at a furry convention.

www.pleasuretownmachine.com

by Jimmydeath March 6, 2009

macintosh

1. An expensive chunk of shiny metal and plastic.
2. An expensive paperweight

You paid $3000 for a Macintosh? I built a PC for $800 that can kick its ass and it STILL looks better.

by mikm July 28, 2008

macintosh

Most
Applications
Crash,
If
Not,
Operating
System
Hangs

I got my mom a macintosh.

by bkdouble October 5, 2006

e-machine

a crappy computer company based in Korea that makes inexpensive BUT crappy PC that dies within two weeks of LIGHT usage.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

V-machine

slang for vibrater; used by girls to have orgasms

The only two ways girls have orgasms are through sex or a V-machine.

by Miguel Angel July 11, 2005

Macintosh

Starting in 1984 with Apple's Macintosh 128k, the Macintosh computers from Apple are very successful. Many things were changed, however; the CPU was from Motorola's 680xx to IBM's PowerPC to the now current Intel. The Macintoshes use a proprietary OS called Mac OS, which cannot be installed onto a regular computer due to Apple restricting it.

Macintosh computers, in my opinion, are well made.

by tyirujty January 5, 2010