mashed potatoes

Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.

Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*

by The Onion February 12, 2005

mashing

When one takes a shit in the shower and mashes it down through the drain with thier foot.

Pooping in the shower is wrong, unless you are mashing it down the drain with your foot.

by Quackalicious March 19, 2007

Mashed Potatoes

The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.

My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.

My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.

by Lienad15 April 19, 2014

Mashed Potatoes

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009

mashable

mash, meaning fuck

able meaning you would

mashable is someone that is fuckable or you would not mind to fuck

that girl mashable

or in short

i would mash that

by heavyman October 6, 2011

Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

mashed potatoes

Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.

"Come here boy u gonna get sum a deeze mashed potatoes"

by dont worry about it February 12, 2005