Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

Sum light

when something is light or of ease

Hey Joe, why are you carrying that cactus around? Doesn’t it hurt your hands?

No Billy, it’s just sum light, you know what’s up

by Nick16 October 19, 2021

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

Light bar

Policeman, Sheriff, Forest Service, Security, Parking Enforcement, etc... Any authority that has a row of lights on its roof and can punish you.

We'd better go inside, that's the second light bar that's cruised by in the last ten minutes.

by jackies April 14, 2006

blue light syndrome

a person who is obsessed with or has a liking for the emergency services has "blue light syndrome"

dude look at that police car its awsome,
man u got blue light syndrome,
do not,
do 2

by dr beetlejuice October 29, 2008

lighteninin

When there is a thunderstorm and lightening crashes.

Its lighteninin outside.

by jon ivie July 18, 2007

light on listening

when a person doesnt listen well, for instance your telling a story and you can tell when the listener is fading from the convo...he or she may look glazed over or just respond wit 'mmm-hmm'

hey man are you even paying attention to me? you are mad light on listening.

by jay7777 March 5, 2009