Liberal

Lib-er-al
/Lib(e)rel/

Adjective:

1.) A person generally between the ages of 15-35 with zero work ethic and believes that money falls from the sky yet everything should be free and/or given to them.

2.) A person that thinks that all cultures from other countries want to be our friends.

3.) A person that feels that just because you were born with a penis does mean you are a male and they know better then nature.

4.) A person suffering from mental illness lacking the ability to reason.

5.) A person that boasts about how open minded and tolerant they are yet protests in against others that have differences in opinion.

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by Endomal May 24, 2016

operation iraqi liberation

Sophomoric acronym made up by drugged up socialist/leftists college kids, similar to Operation Iraqi Freedom, who believe the tripe of the left. For males, it gets them a lot of leftist 'tang. For females, it gives them the appearence of intelligence to rail against the establishment when it only serves to further demonstrate their naivete in world affairs.

Male war protestor: Bush is sofaking stupid, blah blah blah...only in it for oil...Operation Iraqi Liberation...blah blah blah.

Female lefty: I agree. It's not like he did it to get rid of a horrible dictator, his only motivation is oil. In fact, did you know that he needs refined petroleum so that he can breathe fire and eat babies?

Male War Protestor: Cool cool...wanna bang?

Female lefty: Sure!

by Wenton Chan May 13, 2005

limousine liberal

Another Stereotype created by the Far-Right to promote Prejudice against liberals.

Bob ignored the people who called him a limousine liberal. He knew that they were just being prejudiced

by ????^_^??? September 8, 2007

Liberal

Individuals that aline themselves with the left or more progressive part of the 'political spectrum' (Democrats, Communists, etc)

Usually have the best interests of society in mind, according to their professors, and tend to be more educated however more naive than their conservative counterparts. Because of this, liberals seem to have a higher sense of 'douche' than normal partisans. The ability to quote their favorite alcoholic intellectual heightens this sense and gives them the authority to look down on their lesser, more Moderate Independent peers.

Hippies tend to be liberal.

Hipsters tend to be liberal.

Hormone stuffed teenagers tend to be liberal.

Everyone on MSNBC is liberal

by tehoneguy June 25, 2012

Liberal

A liberal is moron who is full of self entitlment. Liberals believe everyone deserves respect equality and entitlement just for exsiting regardless of if or how they contribute to society. They focus on if things are fair or not and think everyone deserves everything to be handed to them. Liberals lack general work ethic and blame everyone else for there own short comings. They hate anything that isnt politically correct or offensive. They typically come together in groups because they all lack self esteem and need constant reassurance from one another just incase because they dont want anyones feelings hurt. There diet consist's of star bucks coffee organic processed foods and iphones. Without the structure of society that they typically blame for all there own problems they would surely die because of there lack of ability to support themselves. Most of them go to college and dont finish while also aquiring large debts and never find a job. Some do graduate with a degree but it is often a degree in art and still dont find a job. They live day to day month to month scraping enough together to get by and pay the rent and complain that its not fair. They are afraid of confrontation and comitment and only worry about themselves.

Frank was legally shooting targets with a pistol on his own property when the police showed up. The police told frank that someone called in saying some one was shooting a full auto ak57 uzi rifle and that the noise hurt there feelings. Frank explained that a liberal from newyork had moved in down the street recently. Frank and the police shared a laugh then he went back to shooting targets because its a free country and he was commiting no crime. Unfortunatly the liberal wasted the time of the police but learned nothing anyway.

by Freedomman556 April 2, 2017

Liberal

A baby murdering, America hating dumb shit who only fucks their same gender. They are the definition of a cunt sucking bitch, and they have no idea what logic is.

Yo Donald you wanna jump that liberal over there with me?

by ShReKhuNTA August 2, 2019

Danish Liberation Movement

The Danish Liberation Movement (DLM) is an environmental group dedicated to recycling human waste into heating fuel, such as coal or natural gas. They currently have two products, "Dem Shaester broek" (the shit brick) and "Dem Woester Wounde" (the great wind), both used by the majority of Danish citizens. It is a great honor to give a ton of Shaester Broek to your family; it recognizes their commitment to the environment, as well as your financial investment to their wellbeing

Hans: Lara, what is that sound?
Lara: Papa, it's the Danish Liberation Movement with your Shaester Broek!
Hans: Lara! A ton of shit from Christmas! Could there be a better gift?
Lara: Truely shit is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hans: I'll drink to that!

by Pitt the Younger January 1, 2008