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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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knob knuckle

A knob knuckle is the term used for accidentally grabbing a testicle during the act of male masturbation, then yanking it swiftly up into the centre of an erect penis, giving a knee cap, or knuckle type appearance in the centre of the shaft.

- To knob knuckle someone is to cause them pain through some form of passive aggressive behaviour, often resulting in some subtle yet severe psychological trauma.

- To be a knob knuckle is to perform activities in a careless fashion, not paying full attention to the task in hand.
Aaargh, you've given me a knob knuckle you clumsy...
Get on with it, you great knob knuckle.
by P0rn P!g September 19, 2019
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shpongle knob

Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.
I really want a shpongle knob!
by Smithyprick May 6, 2018
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Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.
Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy
by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022
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knob

you

xoxo
'ur an knob'
by popyuju April 24, 2022
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Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).
Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.
by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021
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Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.
Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.
by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018
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