Johnathan Chen

Failed his bio test, but is pretty hot ngl.

A: Yo, you hear about Johnathan Chen?
B: Yea, he failed his test right?

A: Yea, but like he's pretty hot

by Magnolian November 18, 2021

Jonathan

a cute guy and loyal very loyal fosho he d rides carti but as he should

god damn its the hottie jonathan

by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021

jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.

I love Jonathan Simmons

by Master Officer November 20, 2021

Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha

That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart

by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021

jonathan

A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.

god jonathan is so perfect and goofy
jonathan is literally in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021