Jonas

An abnormal human being with very large teeth and is a pathological liar. A retail employee who works with shoes.

"Man why does that guys teeth always show, he must suffer from Jonas syndrome"

by Scrotti McBugerballs April 28, 2010

Joe Jonas

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas. He was born on August 15, 1989. He has 3 brothers, Kevin, Nick, & Frankie. He was born to Paul Kevin Jonas & Denise Marie Miller in Casa Grande, Arizona. He is in a band called The Jonas Brothers. A lot of people hate on them, because they are a boy band. But when I facebook their lyrics a lot of people like it, so that juss shows that they actually do have good songs. Joe has done a little solo project as did Nick, his brother. But Joe's voice has hanged by so much. It's no longer a little Jonas voice. Its a Joe matured rock star voice. He is becoming more famous by every minute. *He has recently married. Chrizman Richelle Siddens is her name. She's a girl from Indiana. She actually is a fan, & always have been since the start. She is Joe's wife because she is the only one who understands & loves him for him & doesn't juss take advantage of his money. Now it's juss up to him to see what he has in store for the future.

Joe Jonas has juss won a award!

by Mrs.JosephJonas101 June 14, 2011

Jonas

Description of a person who's interest is another mans butthole.

While playing the game Twister , when a friend plays with your butthole with his fingers, he is identified as a jonas.
"You're such a jonas! The chicks probably think i'm gay now..."

by bug-mannen September 27, 2019

zachary jonas

most amazing guy, all the girls love him, obsessed with himself, best friends with likes of cody linley and mitchel musso, related to the jonas brothers

zachary jonas is a walking talking sexx machine that talks about sexx

by kendralovesnicholas January 3, 2009

Nick Jonas

Has been successful in the Jonas Brothers band and Nick Jonas and the Administartions. Jealou, his single, became number one in the charts. He's sweet, caring, honest, has a bad boy image but really is a good boy. Dated Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus as a teen. Way much better than Beiber. Has a talent: appeared in Broadway shows, dances, sings, act, play many instruments, and does flips and tricks.

That guy is so awesome, he's a Nick Jonas!

by Chikenbutt24 May 3, 2015

Joe Jonas

Love, anything to do with or concern with love. The opposite of Leonardo Di Caprio

I totally Joe Jonas that purse.

by joewinsleolooses January 18, 2009

jonahsexual

being in love with guys named jonah only

"i only like guys named jonah because i'm jonahsexual"

by tyler_toad September 21, 2021