Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

by Epigiggity August 15, 2011

jess punch

Jess punch is the best fucking sex you will ever have, were you cum at least 7 times and that's just round 1 everyone needs to get Jess punch'ed!

"dude I just got Jess punch'ed on the weekend! IT WAS INSANE

by TheMotherFuckingTruth January 23, 2015

jess and dasha

best friends who say they aren't lesbian for each other but really are, but nobody believes them.

jess and dasha are made for each other even if they deny it, but everyone knows

by what handle January 14, 2019

Jessie

One of a kind. Sweet and stubborn. Quiet due to how loud her beauty vibrates. Smart and sexy. Has a great sense of humor. Exquisitely lovable, extremely loving even if she doesn't always know how to show it. Jessie's laugh will give you goosebumps and when she sings she is the only thing you will hear. Jessie is strong and indepent and she isn't afraid to show it.
Her love is unforgetable. Jessie is love. Jessie is an amazing friend, a better lover.

She's perfect, she is a Jessie.

by 4everU January 6, 2017

Jessm

Jeesm is a word and/or name used to describe one of those cool chicks you see strolling down the road.

eg:
Fatty: OMG! HOW COOL!
Meex: hell yeah! what a Jessm!

by Meex_owns March 26, 2009

Jess Lockwood

a very hot 2x world champion pbr bullrider

Jess Lockwood is the 2017 and 2019 PBR Champ of the World.

by canchaser January 10, 2021

Jessi

Jessi is the type of person that is a great friend jessi will always be there for you and is the type of person you can count on.

If you meet a jessi never loose them it will be the biggest mistake you ever make.

Emilee: is that jessi? Taylor: ya she da best

by I got trust issues July 30, 2017