Babz Law

The phenomenon of selling an item in Counter Strike only for it to begin rising in price shortly after it has sold.

"Hey did you see the price of the M4A4 Daybreak"

"fucking babz law man, i sold mine 2 weeks ago"

by V-O-V April 15, 2023

In-Law Food

Food or other edible likings to which your In-laws have prepared, and being that fact, you don't want to try them without thinking of a horrendous event occuring.

Jon: Hey Bill! Did you try out her mac and cheese? It's Delish!
Bill: Na man, it's In-law food.
Jon: Damn... well, it doesn't taste that great anyways...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

by Blaze86 March 14, 2014

Dick In Laws

When two or more men have had sex with the same woman.

Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.

by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 19, 2010

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

Eggkin's Law

Any SJW (Social Justice Warrior) parody - no matter how extreme - exists in real life.

Melissa Harris-Perry's channeling of Godfrew Elfwick with her Star Wars criticisms is an example of Eggkin's Law

by Peaceful Idiot March 25, 2016

Okafor's law

The ability to chop toto at any given time of your wish if your prick don create sensational experience. you go just dey knack for free

John reunited his love through Okafor's law

by African Joker January 5, 2022