mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021

P-Mud

A word that is used to describe when you have to take a shit and a piss at the same time.

Dude I gotta go P-Mud!

by DreadfulAct April 26, 2009

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017

mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 24, 2015

mud spider

Your anus or butthole so to speak

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.

by Dusuajfh February 25, 2018

Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.

Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling

by SśS January 31, 2019

mud man

a derogatory word towards the minority race of a nigger

"Look daddy theres a great big mud man!!!"

"daddy there is a mud man in the bath room who tried to play a game of butt darts with me, his name was bubba."

by tyler boyles October 22, 2006