Garden nome

A adult man shorter than 5”3 with a long beard

Omg, the principal is such a garden nome

by Ryss457 February 4, 2022

Anime Garden

Best telegram channel to find anime....
@animegardenchat

Guy : have you joined anime Garden channel
Guy 2 : Well duh

by Real_Asta April 24, 2021

garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?

garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn

by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021

Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.

Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.

by BossJ August 2, 2020

Jimmy Garden

Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)

I saw a Jimmy Garden

What a fatneek

by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020

Garden

A space of land with lots of plants such as trees, flowers, grass, etc.

Person A: Hey! Do you wanna see my garden? I grew some tomatoes!
Person B: What is a garden?
Person A: It's a space with lots of plants! From cabbages to strawberries!
Person B: Oh! I see now. I would like to see it.

by Lori E. February 7, 2022

Mathamtaticus Gardener

A mathamatical gardener who once worked for the king of athena. In the land of the gods.

And the Mathamtaticus Gardener saw athena and swiftly offered his head but he was rejected intimately.

by Henry broice September 21, 2021