Grass

A plant found in the outside world, impossible to be touched by discord mods.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.

Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.

'Mod: "No memes in general >:((((("
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"

by Grass toucher 9000 April 26, 2022

Grass Evader

Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader
Gamer #2: bro i beat you 1000-0 you're cute to me, get TF out of this lobby

by ShindayaLupin April 25, 2023

Grass

A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH

After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.

by anonymous September 19, 2023

Grass

Something you've never touched because you spend your free time in the urban dictionary

Person 1: hey, ima go touch grass.

You: what's grass?

by .Sir July 11, 2022

Scootin grass

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.

The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.

by Cd9933 May 27, 2018

grass sucker

A slang term for vegan or one who enjoys plants just a little too much.

Stop being such a grass sucker and let me guzzle this sausage in peace.

by Philyouup March 19, 2024

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024