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S.P.A.I.F.

Lil' Kim's Black Friday album is just S.P.A.I.F., she's felling herself too much!
by LiponTV March 6, 2011
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Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.
by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009
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Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo

A sexual term for computer nerds
Hey baby, Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo
by Max and David December 22, 2009
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don't boop if you can't poop

Coined in Toronto Ontario, this phrase has begun to spread rapidly. The phrase essentially means don't try to talk if you can't walk the walk.

Note: There is no stress in the words boop and poop...when pronounced sounds more like bewp and pewp
Hypothetical situation...Someone claims they can bench press 300 pounds when in reality they can only do 200...Response would be: Yo...don't boop if you can't poop.
by Tha Ambassador July 15, 2006
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If my grandma had wheels

A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.
Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
by Omri April 27, 2005
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Boy If You Don't Git

This as originally a vine but now people use this phrase to tell someone to mind their bussiness or leave you alone.
Teacher: Why aren't your eyes on the board Jaqueze?
Jaqueze: My eyes are on the Boa-
Kid#1- No they wasn't
Jaqueze: Boy If You Don't Git

Jaqueze: My eyes are on the board I just looked away for a split second
Annoying kid: No you wasn't, you know you wasn't paying attention
Jaqueze: BOY IF YOU DON'T GIT
by bruhyeetyolo2000 May 12, 2015
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Don't play the game if you can't play the game

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response
How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.
by davygraham February 20, 2018
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