Iced Yourself

When you lose your smirnoff ice and find it again thereby completing the prerequisites to being iced.

Jason: "Guys I lost my ice and then found it under a towel."
Everyone: "You just iced yourself."

by ghostmann August 9, 2020

german icing

The act of cumming so much into an anus that the next time the person shits, the shit is covered in white cum

Man, she shut up after I gave her the German Icing.

by retaregit May 17, 2014

marinated ice

ice that has been marinating in a drink for while therefore soaking up the liquid

Harry: “This ice taste like grape juice.”

Ashley: “That’s because it’s marinated ice.”

by ashgotthecash January 11, 2019

Ice carp

The stripper / prostitute that visits ice shanties. Like a lot lizard, but for ice fisherman

I didn't catch any fish while ice fishing, but I did catch crabs from the ice carp.

by Hot tub lover February 10, 2022

Cookies Iced

When a girls enjoys having a guy cream on the areola of her hot little titties.

1) Mary said" "I like my cookies ICED, he is a hottie in my little kitchen"

2) I iced up her cookies and she went wild!

by Mr Doobie May 8, 2008

Orphan ice

Those ice cubes that fall out of the ice maker, undetected for long periods of time.

"Dude, why does this ice in my cup look like Rocky Dennis?"

"The ice maker tray was empty, so I used some ice I found behind the pizza rolls."

"Ugh, dude, don't use the orphan ice!"

by Johnnyimage November 19, 2015

ice pac

Ice Pac is the genetically engineered son of Ice Cube and Tupac. Loves cold climates. Cannot talk, due to the lack of a functioning mouth.

Ice Pac was made using two sperm, explaining why he is not a proper human being, but rather a semi-solid ooze that has to be encased in plastic film and kept in the freezer.

by RoseThourne August 3, 2007