Man speaking in a deep rhythmic speech pattern: "This was the most rigged election in the history of our country and we need to take our country back, we need to be strong and fight. If we don't take out country back now we will lose it forever. Be strong and fight. Now let's march to the Capital. I will be right there with you. Let's fight and take our country back!"
Observer 1: Did you see all those maga people storm the capital and try to subvert democracy. How could they think they're patriots if they're trying to block democracy and go against the constitution?
Observer 2: They got hit with some hypenosis so strong that they don't even realize they're acting as domestic terrorists and not patriots. Plus many can't even come to grips with the reality that this attack was carried out by Trump people and not antifa.
Observer 1: Did you see all those maga people storm the capital and try to subvert democracy. How could they think they're patriots if they're trying to block democracy and go against the constitution?
Observer 2: They got hit with some hypenosis so strong that they don't even realize they're acting as domestic terrorists and not patriots. Plus many can't even come to grips with the reality that this attack was carried out by Trump people and not antifa.
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A condition brought about by the excess of hyphen usage between descriptors elevating the intensity of the object or event. Main cause of which being the need to increase the perceived value of an object towards a customer without delineated explanation to the targeted base.
Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .
Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.
While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
Symptoms may include the conjoining of descriptors that make sense in context but lack any substance when used in a sentence structure, increased usage of capitalization in grammar, including, but not limited to: nouns, adjectives, verbs and adverbs along with run-on sentences and paragraphs that may cause shortness of breath when verbally communicated. Other symptoms may include: grammatical repetition, subjective baselines, rhythmic tempo, unintentional rhyming, and in some extreme cases, buyer's remorse .
Vectors of Hyper-phentilation are most notably Marketing Departments with a rudimentary understanding of advertising and access to graphical design software without proper training. Most affected are commercially sold items aimed to be sold towards demographics inclined to take up automotive or outdoor careers or hobbies.
While untreatable at this current time, observation of Hyper-phentilation can potentially prevent the more serious manifestations of Late Onset Buyer's Remorse.
An increase of Hyper-phentilation is being observed due to commercial buzzword language including terms such as "Military-Grade High-Performance Ultra-Light All-Terrain Hand-Wear . Multi-Size All-Weather Comfort-Fit. 90-Day Money-Back-Guarantee." to describe objects such a pair of automotive work gloves or magnetic nylon therapeutic bracelets.
by Crashie-J February 14, 2021
Get the Hyper-phentilation mug.a person who gets everyone turnt up and excited. Usually found at parties in the centre of the dance floor, hyping up the entire crowd. Can be spotted at sporting events or anything where people get excited. (A Hypegod is on another level in comparison to a hypeman/hypewoman.)
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Get the Hype mug.The ability to convey or demonstrate emotional devotion to a particular event, person, place, or thing - such to an extent that the other person(s) is then absorbed into, and even mirrors the same level of excitement or "hype". Exceptionally applicable to mundane or routine happenings.
He was being such a hypebeast about that anime show, his hipster-ass actually convinced me to watch an episode.
by DustyTron March 18, 2021
Get the Hypebeast mug.The ability to convey or demonstrate emotional devotion to a particular event, person, place, or thing - such to an extent that the other person(s) is then absorbed into, and even mirrors the same level of excitement or "hype" (especially in regards to mundane or routine happenings).
That dude was such a hypebeast, he actually got me to watch an episode of that awful anime show. I was even EXCITED about it! Shame.
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