1. "Men" in their 20's or 30's who aspire to look like late 70's porn stars with enough hair to be confused for half-yeti/half-serial rapist.
2. Effeminate man with emaciated structure and no body hair. May be seen wearing track shorts, short enough as to show off their testicles, to prove that they are actually male.
2. Effeminate man with emaciated structure and no body hair. May be seen wearing track shorts, short enough as to show off their testicles, to prove that they are actually male.
Hipster Male
1.
Dude, I just saw Ron Jeremy in a speedo and a unicorn sweatshirt. He was drinking shitty beer and giving away candy to children.
2.
Dude, is that a chick? I can't tell, I'm blinded by all the body glitter and I think I see a tube top.
Nah, that's a dude, and apparently he likes to vagazzle his balls.
1.
Dude, I just saw Ron Jeremy in a speedo and a unicorn sweatshirt. He was drinking shitty beer and giving away candy to children.
2.
Dude, is that a chick? I can't tell, I'm blinded by all the body glitter and I think I see a tube top.
Nah, that's a dude, and apparently he likes to vagazzle his balls.
by Kozyavin April 22, 2010
Get the Hipster Malemug. 1.Someone who deliberately puts his or herself at a disadvantage in a video game, typically a FPS, by using the weakest and/or least popular guns, or a gun that is poorly suited for the situation. They believe that if they do so, and still obtain some level of success, that it makes them more skilled than everyone else.
2. In a shooting game, the opposite of a tryhard.
It is my belief that "weapons hipster syndrome" results from a deep insecurity on the part of the hipster. They refuse to level the playing field, as that would truly test their skill, and if they were unable to succeed on said level playing field, they would have no excuse and nothing to fall back on, as they could no longer blame their gun. It may also result in a desire to be different, which can be caused by insecurity as well.
Occasionally, a weapons hipster will go so far as to suggest that a serious competitive player stop using powerful guns, even when facing other serious competitive players that are using powerful guns.
2. In a shooting game, the opposite of a tryhard.
It is my belief that "weapons hipster syndrome" results from a deep insecurity on the part of the hipster. They refuse to level the playing field, as that would truly test their skill, and if they were unable to succeed on said level playing field, they would have no excuse and nothing to fall back on, as they could no longer blame their gun. It may also result in a desire to be different, which can be caused by insecurity as well.
Occasionally, a weapons hipster will go so far as to suggest that a serious competitive player stop using powerful guns, even when facing other serious competitive players that are using powerful guns.
Person 1: So yeah here is some more bf3 m16a3 gameplay/black ops 2 skorpion evo gameplay
Person 2: BE A MAN AND STOP USING OP GUNS! I HAVE THOUSANDS OF KILLS WITH THE WORST GUN IN THE GAME, SO I'M BETTER THAN YOU. EVERYONE USES SAME GUN EXCEPT ME
Person 1: Lol I looked at your profile. your K/D is 0.86
Person 2: THATS CUZ I ONLY USE WORST GUN
Person 1: you're such a weapons hipster
Person 2: BE A MAN AND STOP USING OP GUNS! I HAVE THOUSANDS OF KILLS WITH THE WORST GUN IN THE GAME, SO I'M BETTER THAN YOU. EVERYONE USES SAME GUN EXCEPT ME
Person 1: Lol I looked at your profile. your K/D is 0.86
Person 2: THATS CUZ I ONLY USE WORST GUN
Person 1: you're such a weapons hipster
by blaaaaaab February 20, 2013
Get the weapons hipstermug. Trendy, "cool guy" that, while certainly trendy, isn't all that cool. Easily distinguished by his semi-cool wardrobe worn badly after watching one too many episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"
by surlyboi September 7, 2003
Get the hipster doofusmug. Any locale where skinny-jean-and-flannel-clad patrons gather in large clusters and behave in a collectively smug and disaffected manner.
Nah, son, those places are hipster hives. I'm trying to watch my secondhand Camel smoke and crappy music intakes these days.
by thequickhasspoken March 17, 2011
Get the hipster hivemug. A so called "Hipster" who thinks he is beyond the humanly conceivable meaning of cool. He/She will take advantage of their significant other because their boyfriend/girlfriend has a unhealthy fascination with the fact that He/She is a hipster. The physical appearance of a Nipster Hipster is a tall, lanky guy, who is very attractive, but lacks common sense. You can spot this Nipster hipster by the way his lips are always slightly pursed, as if he has tasted something sour. Popular catch phrases of the Nipster Hipster consist of "Herp, Derp" and "Cool story bro" If you find yourself falling in love with such Nipster Hipster, proceed to take the next train the farthest possible place from him.
by RuthlessRomantic October 29, 2011
Get the Nipster Hipstermug. Painkillers; vicodin, oxycodone, etc.
Smug hipsters like to think they're doing heroin by living vicariously through their favorite androgynous hipster musicians who have lyrics about heroin. Oddly enough, they would never touch heroin because of the stigma, even though painkillers and heroin are both opiates and chemically very similar.
Smug hipsters like to think they're doing heroin by living vicariously through their favorite androgynous hipster musicians who have lyrics about heroin. Oddly enough, they would never touch heroin because of the stigma, even though painkillers and heroin are both opiates and chemically very similar.
Dude: "So you're doing hipster heroin every day and you talk down on people who do heroin? You'd probably save some money if you stop lying to yourself and switch to dope. Don't you wanna be like the Velvet Underground?"
Hipster: "No way dude, I'm never gonna touch that stuff. Heroin isn't even like a painkiller hurr durr. And I'm not a hipster (lie)."
Hipster: "No way dude, I'm never gonna touch that stuff. Heroin isn't even like a painkiller hurr durr. And I'm not a hipster (lie)."
by pulse.101 January 8, 2011
Get the hipster heroinmug. When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.
Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating
by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017
Get the hipster datingmug.