riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed
"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."
by rysedk April 05, 2007
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shit his socks

When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.
That dude was so scared, he looks like he shit his socks!
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Busted his Jerry

I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.
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pulling his goalie

A Canadian expression heard commonly on the east coast to designate the act of a man masturbating.
person 1. -Gee how long has Frank been in the bathroom shouldn't take this long what's going on?
person 2.- Nahh he's probably just pulling his goalie again...
by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018
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chirped his chips

An impressive array of vomited materials, possibly of the projectile type
Spinelli (referring to T J's black eye): I haven't seen that many colors on one face since Crackers the Clown chirped his chips in our classroom!
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Borrow his dryer

Another convenient term describing a masking activity or ruse, when the real underlying event is to hook up, often after a highly emotional breakup, including a move out.
An-gele, who recently broke up with Erik von Eric, is going over to his place Saturday to "borrow his dryer", since the one at her new place "isn't working".
by irishbulldog88 February 24, 2012
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off his face

An Australian term to describe a state of intoxication to a degree in which a person may not be able to maintain co-hearant speech
John was completely off his face last night, he just wouldn't stop drinking
by Alley AU1987 August 24, 2017
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