The Red Hat

The red hat of Dan, it is amazing and is vital for the earth to stay populated and healthy. It has mystical powers.

Wow, you've got a red hat like Dan's, but it's not Dan's so you SUCK, Dan rules!!

by Ville Valo January 18, 2005

Limpdick Hat

A slouchie beanie or slouched hat that is notorious to hipsters and douches. It looks like a limp dick.

"Ew, that guy with the limpdick hat is totally hitting on Becky even though she already told him she has a boyfriend."

by KatieN April 13, 2012

d'souza hat

a fashionable hat with things coming down the side. made fashionable by d'souza

oh my gosh i love your d'souza hat, ur a legend!

by orange juice fan December 23, 2008

hat trickery

(hat trik-er-ree) -noun

The act of being seduced or enticed into a sexually promising situation that ends in deceit, often with loss of monetary funds and dignity.

"Dude, the last time I hired an escort during a business trip, she promised me a hat trick. Instead, I woke up handcuffed to the bed with my money, passport, and suitcase stolen! Not falling for that hat trickery ever again!"

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010

blumpkin hat

to have a blumpkin performed and then proceed to dip your partners head in the toilet(aka a swirly)

yo dude i gave carrie the nastiest blumpkin hat last night!

by gfn March 16, 2009

Conductors Hat

A metaphor from doing large lines of cocaine or rails

Anyone got a conductors hat I'm about to do some huge rails toot toot

by Cho Cho123123123 October 15, 2006

white hat

In referance to a hacker - A hacker or even a cracker who uses his skills only in either legal or "friendly" activities.. or to trap/interupt the actions of script kiddies and other distructive activities.

The security analyst was a white hat.

by Jagged September 17, 2003