bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.

"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."

by DBrowning May 23, 2007

Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.

*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"

by CA5Taway May 19, 2016

best hands

pretty

fucking

awesome

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.

by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009

Hand Hummer

Another name for an old fashioned handjob.

Mary Jane Rottencroch gave me a hand hummer inside the pool.

by Smash D January 18, 2017

Hand Umbrella

Putting your hand on your forehead in a way to block out the sun.

"Dang, I can barely move my arm after that Giants game today. It went into extra innings and the sun was so bright I had to pull out my hand umbrella."

by Devinsdman September 29, 2009

Fran Hand

1. An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates over a women named Frances too furiously, resulting in an uncontrollable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

2. To completely miss an easy catch when something is thrown, similar to a crocodile catch where the hands clap together making a snapping sound.

1. After to much time alone he was Fran handed.

2. While playing Frisbee in the park Fran was hit in the face after being "Fran handed."

by RUMadbro August 4, 2011