Goon

A goon is Ed Crossly

This is someone who regularly shits there pants and cry’s on the internet

Ed crossly is a goon

by Ed crossly hater November 25, 2025

Orange goon

Donald Trump

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?

by anonymous June 2, 2025

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboylicker73 June 25, 2025

goon

- someone who is very sexually active

- someone that pulls all the bitches

girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?

girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill

by kameakane July 29, 2022

goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon

by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023

goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024