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Dad You’d Like to Fuck 

A DYLF, or a Heterosexual Dad you’d like to fuck.
Apparently, I’m quite the Dad you’d like to fuck. I said to the Porn star.

You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me 

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.
One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

what the fuck is wrong with you man? 

When someone is litteraly stupid you say "what the fuck is wrong with you man?"

Life is better when you don’t give a fuck 

Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.
Life is better when you don’t give a fuck. Life is better when you don’t give a fuck.

Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock! 

Basically a way to get rid of someone permanently, forever. Terminate the relationship with the individual to never speak to them and them ever speak with you.

Can b e used anywhere, to terminate any relationship with that work colleague you dislike, your fuckhead boss or anyone else who gets on your nerves and irritates you, in any walks of life.
him.her: "Blah blah blah blah blah complain complain, blame blame, criticise..."
You: Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. 

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAY THANK YOU

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. Say Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE

said Andre Taylor and Tracee Ross and Tyler Perry. and Oprah Winfrey and Beyonce and group odd strangers say to you and they tell you day THANK YOU and say I DONT GIVE A FUCK now say DO YOU!
After a period of time of Your bill payments stile

Payments lost car house jeep. Reak doen because you not realize vandalised robbed hacked A group of people your gender have been being being harassing bullying force friending obnoxious trying friend you give you spiked food drinks stalk follow you eventually rape straight you.you dont know where you woke up at or did.then group same
sex rape you.THEY DAY NOW SAY YOU ENJOYED IT.rainbow gang stalked you
You say you raped me.
They say so we signed you up to same sex trafficking to WELCOME TO PCH our world mission.tell police we wont stop until your voice eye color change ...wait...they did.ON TO THE NEXT!!!Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it.FAN.victim.
Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.
Happy birthday is the opposite Spirit of becoming a Christian but it's a new creation in rainbow .
Happy birthday is what they say after they rape you with same-sex and then they tell you to say now say you liked it and say thank you. Now we gave you a COMMUNITY ELECTRONIC TV RADIO NEWS world wide HARDheart Specisl induction say Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. Do what we say Now say you do and you doing you Do You. You gonna take it and like it. You free Now say you enjoyed it. YDO NOT TELL ON COMMUNITY HOW WE RO THINGS ARPUND HERE. Say It # say Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.