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Nigerian Black Frog 

A species of frogs found in Nigeria.

Their skin is black (as they have more niggatronium in their pigmentation than the skin of all other frogs).

They thrive in all environments (water and land).

They’re nocturnal, so they only come out at night to hunt for food (like lizards, spiders, etc).

They let out their vocal calls by repeatedly saying niggit until they find food and they keep doing it.

They’re extremely defensive as well and highly venomous, biting any white-skinned creature that intrudes it.
You: We just discovered the Nigerian black frog in Nigeria.
Me: Wow!
Nigerian Black Frog by gregben February 15, 2022
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Monkey fish frog 

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution
"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."
Monkey fish frog by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand 

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .
ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

groom my frog 

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog
groom my frog by Taterbug January 13, 2023

build a bear frog 

The popular tiktok phenomenon; a build a bear skin that is designed to personal liking, most commonly the green frog in overalls. Comes in multiple varieties of color and is popular around teens.
Amy: Hey Martha, have you heard about the build a bear frog?

Martha: Heck yeah Amy! I so totally want one.

Amy: Lets get one this weekend!

Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

or

A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.
Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third

a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.
Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.