Goon Fountain

An object of great beauty and wealth. Similar to that of a Chocolate Fountain differing as it spews deliciously cheap goon from its summit. Goon Fountains are a highly sought after commodity usually evoking jealousy and other shifty personality traits in their provider. These character flaws can swell and cause said promises to disappear 'just like writing in the sand'. Many compare the promise of a goon fountain to that of the promised lands, wishing the god of goon would not renigger on his offering. In the past when said providers have gone back on their words they have gained many titles and criticisms including; forsaker of bonds, renouncer of ties and the dog without a tail. Someone who goes back on a promised goon fountain may also be referred to as a 'goon fountainer' or said to be 'goon fountaining' usually implying an act of betrayal greater than dogging.

Trusting Friend - Hey Dawg, how about that goon fountain?
Dawg - this goon is mine, all the way to the old fence line
Trusting Friend - Oh Come On! Ya Damn Jurk

Or

Person 1 - Did u hear about that jurk totally goon foutaining that guy the other day?
Person 2 - Yeah man it was fucked he bench pressed his entire family for messing up his hair
Person 1 - REAL!?

by WhiteAlwaysMovesFirst May 30, 2013

...and then I found a fiver

At the end of a long story you now realise was really boring, you should always end that story with "...and then I found a fiver."

I was gonna eat some cheese. Then I realised I didn't want any and had some yoghurt instead...and then I found a fiver

by Terry 87 November 21, 2010

...and then I found $5.

a phrase you would say after telling a "funny" story, but the other person didn't laugh. Makes the story more interesting.

...and then I found $5.

by dreamer3759 April 4, 2011

two two four

Two two four, 224, 2-24 is used in reference to having sexual intercourse with 2 different people in a 24 hour period but not together.

sleeping with one girl in the morning and a different girl at night. Last Wednesday was so great, I ended up having a two two four with the girl from English class and the bartender at the pub.

by Dirt_bag_dan_85 January 15, 2014

Fourty Four

The code name for Weed

"Yo you go that fourty four" "Hellz ya son" "twist that shit up then"

by Dirty D05 June 15, 2005

Four Bases

French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.

Guy 1: Dude, we totally hit all four bases in our relationship.
Guy 2: Niiiiice.

by ezasaurus December 14, 2011

Four Floors Of Whores

Orchard Towers "The Four Floors Of Whores" is a 18 story building in Sinagpore frequented by military personnel. The first five four have different clubs and bars in it, but is more known as a Whore house. Where a someone can pick up prostitutes.

Hey remember that time we went to the Four Floors Of Whores.

by jonny long wood December 10, 2011