jumanji kid

Loud neighborhood children who paly outdoors early in the morning, waking up anyone sleeping in houses close by.

I was up late last night, and was woken up early by some jumangi kids 2 houses over.

Fuck ing jumanji kids have a trampoine, and keep waking me up every morning being loud.

by Cliffburton August 03, 2006

lazy kid

one who is in a wheelchair, yet has mud on his shoes which means he can walk.

What the hell Man! Why does that lazy kid have mud on his shoes!

by m January 23, 2004

kids toys

Visual alarm which tells you to get the hell out of there before the girl you pulled last night wakes up.

Dude 1: How did it work out with that hottie you pulled last night, you gonna see her again?

Dude 2: No way man, once the sun came up I realised there was kids toys everywhere.

Dude 1: Yikes, no wonder she gave it up so easy.

by Mr. Cardboard November 09, 2011

astronaut kid

A lonely, stoner. Someone who is out of this world, always alone and high.

"I cut everybody out of my circle. Now I'm an astronaut kid."

"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"

by Cheytown December 22, 2015

Bubble Kid

A school age student who is close to, but not yet passing, a state standardized test.

The math department really needs to focus on the bubble kids this year so that our school can improve its average test score on the state exam.

by jlandis September 11, 2008

Huet Kid

A person who is absolutely retarded and clueless of reality. (Another word for retard)

Dominic is such a huet kid I heard he got a F on his math test.

by Domm Stasikk September 10, 2017

stoop kid

(n) a friend who constantly declines invitations to hang out, spend time, or leave his/her house.

I've asked Mike to hang out every day this week, and each time he has an excuse and deaded me... what a stoop kid!

by Em Curry, Star Traveler August 13, 2008