shit flap 

The buttonned up flap of fabric on the rear of old fashioned red long john's

I had to go so bad, I barely had time to unbutton my shit flap and get outta the tent!

shit flap by Long Jim October 24, 2005

Mud Flap 

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

Mud Flap by gdude April 13, 2009

flap 

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.

"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"

flap by Chris April 14, 2005

Cack Flap 

Surprising a goose by randomly inserting dildos made of algae into whatever orifices you can find

That Goose was aroused by the Cack Flap

Cack Flap by the Scrumptiously big Daddy April 23, 2019

old hairy meat flap 

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

old hairy meat flap by First class krew March 28, 2008

Flads 

Basically an all around pimp, player, hustler. Always known to throw the wildest parties and hook-up with the hottest women. Can usually be found in the VIP sipping champagne. Also known to be one the hardest mofo's around who can stop bullets with his teeth.

I went out last night and had the craziest time. We were hanging with Josh all night, he is definitely a Flads.

Flads by MrSmalls April 22, 2011

anal flap 

A small flap of skin that hangs down over the anus caused from too much anal sex.

Man that girl got it soo bad last night that she's sportin' and anal flap.

anal flap by teknotronikgrrl420 November 26, 2007