Feces Twister

When someone lies upside down on a swivel chair naked so that his ass sticks out in the air. Another person then proceeds to pull the nearest fire alarm and push the naked person down a hallway while spinning in the swivel chair. This man then proceeds to shit out as much dookie and gas as possible to maximize the field of area covered in shit while people try to escape the building in a torrent of ass-wind and shit.

Oh man! He totally pulled off a feces twister during the fire alarm!

by LazyPerson November 26, 2013

fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.

"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."

by billebllunt May 9, 2014

Fecal funny gas

A person who opens a persons anus and waits for a fart to inhale it

Man I can go for some fecal funny gas

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

Feckin

When you want to type "fucking" with an Irish accent.

Joe: I'm so feckin tired of Trump
Bernie: Calm down Joe.

by Theworst41968 June 20, 2021

Fecting

The opposite of Infecting.

(Giving the cure to someone)

Doctor: “I am fecting this person right now.”

by Dezzzinator March 11, 2022

dog feces

to degrate a specimen because of their nonsense behavior. they also are very unproficient at gaming skills.

Joe: Bro how did they kill me?

Jack: You are dog feces at the game.

by dc2313 July 31, 2021

Kobe Feckner

kobe has issues. she always goes back to her ex.

"Kobe Feckner is sped means you have issues"

by Bark Bark! May 25, 2022